textually active

the mode of conversational intercourse between teenaged boys and girls whose social awkwardness especially predisposes them to texting side-by-side instead of talking face-to-face.

Barbara was concerned that her teenaged daughter was stunting the development of her social skills and verbal capacity by becoming textually active, prematurely.

by psybermel October 10, 2009

get textual

To get it on, ie., arouse somebody, via text message (SMS).

Wow, I can get textual too.

I'm horny, let's get textual.

by Johhnoo April 06, 2009

textual harrassment

To be constantly text, im'd or msg'd by an unwanted person.

The new girl at work wont stop texting me, she should be arrested for textual harrassment

by andyclio19 January 21, 2009

Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 16, 2007

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator November 30, 2010

Textual Chemistry

A situation in which two parties cannot find an appropriate vibe or chemistry through text messaging.

Friend: dude, did you go out with that girl you met at the bar last week?

Guy: nah man, I got her number but we had no textual chemistry. Can't waste my 1000 free texts on that bitch.

by uzi83 December 27, 2010

Textual Rut

A time when you have no text messages for several days in turn leaving you in a textual rut

Guy 1: "Dude since we got out of school ive been in a real textual rut!!"

Guy 2: "Man that blows"

by SkeeterLuuvsYuu<3 June 20, 2010