The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.
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The opposite of sexting. Texting someone with the intent to make them feel grossed out and/or uncomfortable.
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Get the Textual Chastity mug.The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
by Soloshit June 5, 2022
Get the Textual regret mug.a guy who text like a girl. frequently uses the slang like OMG, LOL, WTF in a text. girls find this unattractive and unmanly.
it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.
it also can be used to describe a guy who shortens words like, wat, dis, and dat. this is found to be anoying and lazy among girl.
by noelle miller January 24, 2009
Get the homo textual mug.The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.
It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.
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John will not get the hint! My phone is full of his unwanted textual advances. It's just never gonna happen!
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