mass textodus

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.

MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.

by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012

mass-textodus

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form

cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending

by robotsdontbreak July 31, 2009

textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007

textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown

unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous

by Lindsey J D July 28, 2007

testosteroni

noun. penis shaped pasta

-"What did she get for a gag bachelorette party gift?"
-"Boxed TESTOSTERONI!"

by Yelahtrebla August 22, 2008

textomatic

having the ability to text quickly.

I possess great textomatic skills.

by Mishkalinda May 20, 2008