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Testostermoan

1. The male time of the month, blob strop, tammy huff etc.

2. A male who gets offended when misgendered.
Q. What's wrong with Rupert?

A. Nothing, his wife can't do anything right so he's having a testostermoan
by Slug licker October 31, 2025
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testosterone snorter

She finally gave in to a natural order of her feminine desire and it was too late for she didn't know what she really wanted I said she turned into a testosterone snorter there like she was when she hit 14 and having all over again it's 17 and then 25 and then 30 and by the time she know it she was just sniffing men's bums.
Some crazy bic from New York turn herself into likeage cokeboy worshipper and then she became a testosterone snorter and hey that's the thing.
by sinrlifemattrs November 15, 2025
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hypo-testostero-atmospheria

A condition in which a person is placed in an environment lacking in testosterone, or otherwise put, with an excess of estrogen.
At the bridle shower, the bride's brother suffered from hypo-testostero-atmospheria
by Doc-Jock December 2, 2011
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Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.
Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.
by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024
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Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
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Gym testosterone

"Real" gym testosterone that males have and use in an actual gym, compared to fake testosterone promoted in political ads featuring masculine liberals.
Since I'm not a masculine liberal, I have actual gym testosterone.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
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Abhi Mehta Testosterone

A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.
After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.
by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024
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