Kid: Tennis ball throw it against the wall, Helps me forget about my cancer.
Cancer: Not cool dude, Not cool.
Cancer: Not cool dude, Not cool.
by Literally Nyan Cat October 17, 2023
that bitch built like a tennis ball
by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 19, 2020
A place where you can go and talk it up like yeah. Lorde mentions about this in her song 'Tennis Court'
Friend1: Lets go somewhere
Friend 2: Where?
Friend 1: Lets go down to the tennis court, and talk it up like yeah
Friend2: Sounds cool
Friend 2: Where?
Friend 1: Lets go down to the tennis court, and talk it up like yeah
Friend2: Sounds cool
by Cuzwenevergooutofstyle3 September 02, 2021
The few inches of a person's bare midriff that are exposed when the bottom hem of his/her shirt rides up due to stretching or bending. Seen often during tennis matches.
She got out of the car and stretched mightily, offering us a beautiful glimpse of tennis tummy. We had never known that her navel was pierced.
by ganymede2981 September 18, 2011
A sport made famous in Richmond Virginia, where two players stand adjacent to each other in a tunnel, and try to bounce a tennis ball from the wall opposite to them, to the wall next to them, and hit the wall there opponent is standing in front of to make a "Z" pattern. If the opponent catches the ball they can try to throw the ball in the similar fashion, to try to gain a point. If the ball hits the opponents, wall and is not successfully blocked the player gains a point. This sport tends to be played in pedestrian under-road tunnels where there is a grid pattern in the concrete. It tends to be played by stoners ranging from the ages of 16-25.
James - Dude me and Derek got got blazed the other day, and invented this sport called Tunnel Tennis.
Will - That sounds sweet man, teach me how to play!
Will - That sounds sweet man, teach me how to play!
by guy13 February 09, 2012
A sport played between two players. Each player uses a racquet that is strung to strike a hollow rubber ball covered with felt. Normaly a stick is the most sutibal object used to difine each opponents boundarys. Players must stay seated through out the game bating ball between each other using componants of Nintendo Wii sporting where each player does not break a sweat, nor need be on feet. If player should stand to fetch ball out of boundarys, they are striked out. Players must "bum shuffel" the distance to retrieve ball.
Alice - "Kiss the ground bitch! I am the shit at Tenni - Wii"
Renee - "Fuck you alice! best out of three?!"
Renee - "Fuck you alice! best out of three?!"
by Overwheel & Stanbrook Inc February 05, 2010
A game in which two or more people patronise each other in post after post on an internet thread, quickly losing any trace of coherent, respectful argument and regressing to child-like personal attacks.
"Hey man, check out this thread I just cut from the comment feed on that educaton reform piece I wrote. Patro-tennis all the way. Sigh. Why is it so hard to people to argue respectfully, in a way that indicates they're actually interested in challenging their own views and learning from each other?!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
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User 1:
"The above article is patently absurd. Why should the tax payer EVER have to pay for other people's education?! The fact that there is someone out there who even thinks these things is very, very worrying indeed. The idiots are winning."
User 2:
"@User 1: I assume you didn't actually read the article because if you had, you'd see that the third paragraph clearly explains different payment options that don't resort to tax dollars. I think you need your eyes checked?"
User 1:
"Son, you must be very young indeed. Whenever the government talks about education reform, it ALWAYS means more tax dollars. Get back to me in 20 years and I might be interested in your ideas, if you're even capable of growing up, that is."
User 2:
"Fuck you."
User 1:
"So's your face!"
by StatusNouveau January 12, 2010