Teddy Pegram

A young man usually around the age of 14 or 15 trapped in the body of a 20 year old fuckboy with the body hair of 50 year old paedophile. They can usually be found ‘ripping bongs’ out his window or listening to bangers in the bath. He will always claim that he is taller than he is and that he ‘still has growing to do’ but everyone knows he’ll be on a step to kiss his wife at the alter one day. You will struggle to find a time where he’s not high or drunk and will happily flash his bollocks in a heartbeat. Traits of a Teddy Pegram include Permanent red eyes, A sexy dad bod, Phenomenal chat with girls and A vast range of hairstyles. Also extreme hornyness resulting in him sending you random pictures of his cum.

Jeez Sharon, that kids a real Teddy Pegram

by Jake from mexico April 7, 2020

teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020

Teddy Roosevelt

A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.

Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?

Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!

by Ev3ntH0r1z0n November 17, 2010

Teddy Geiger

An amazing, talented artist! He is only 17 years old and is now quite well known. His big break was the Miss 17 show on MTV where he got made over.

wow did you see Teddy Geiger on VH1 this morning? he was lookin pretty amazing!

by sweetie08 August 30, 2008

Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.

It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...

by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004

Teddy bear

A Teddy bear is a big cuddle buddy you can have that won't reject you, it sleeps in your arms, warms you up and holds you tight. Always have a teddy bear.

Man I want a teddy bear to spoon tonight

by Lover:I September 29, 2014

teddy bomber

1. someone who bombs structures using high class boms diguised as teddybears in cowboy bebop. 2. a notorious email bomber who fills your inbox whith useless crap mail.

Teddy bomber fucked up my email.

by TEDDY BOMBER June 19, 2006