by YU askin guy February 21, 2017
Guy: hey, your teacher has a cool accent, where’s she from?
Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!
Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!
by KuchiKuchiGimmeGimme October 30, 2019
A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)
by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020
A teacher is an evil creature that roams around areas known as schools... These creatures have a unstoppable taste for paper and A+ students. If your an A+ student you better be careful...they are coming for you...BEWARE!
by Akara Ayamari March 18, 2008
1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day
2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
by Kill the Jews May 06, 2008
"Educator" Dick-holes who:
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.
Dedicated Student: "Why is my 5-page essay reported as 'missing'?"
Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"
Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"
by Call Me CocoNUT May 08, 2008
Someone who takes pleasure in controlling children because they have no control over anything else in their life
by @????? October 06, 2015