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Teabagging

A pejorative term used as an insult by Democrats against Libertarians and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, “progressives”, “liberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth.

Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite universities and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying global warming. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.
"I nearly suffocated after a fruitless attempt at teabagging in the men's room of the Tea Party convention." --A. Cooper.
by kewlhandl April 16, 2010
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putting some once man sack into a nice cup of tea
"ow what the fuck man" "i was teabagging you"
by fourway March 16, 2010
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THE ACT OF SUCKING BALLS IE,NUT SACK,SCROTUM,JUICE MAKERS
ERIC CARTMAN OF SOUTH PARK TELLS STAN,
YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS! TEABAGGING
by USED TERRY TOWEL April 13, 2009
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Teabaggin

Mix any liquid with your balls and give that drink to someone.
Joey Teabagged my mixed drink and i didn't find out until the day after the party.
by Nikki February 18, 2004
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What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .
Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.
by You're A$$HOL3$!!! April 16, 2009
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Leaving strange little bags of tea on your doorstep. Having tea delivered, by ordering online.
Blade: I'm having trouble controlling the snickering at the image of him sneaking up to a doorstep and leaving a tea bag. A whole new meaning to teabagging.
by Phathom November 14, 2007
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Teabaggin

Soaking a sponge in liquid extasy then putting it into your rectum to the point where it wont fall out. Also known as "teabaggin".
by y2j9090 May 24, 2003
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