Duct Tape

A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.

Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.

Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.

by this book is gay June 4, 2018

Tape Jesus

A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.

Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.

by Tape Jesus’s Secretary December 22, 2018

Lingerie Tape

A double sided, hypoallergenic, and transparent tape that holds your garment in place.

Apply to inside edges of any fabric to secure a plunging neckline, hold bikini bottoms in place, or keep a strapless dress stay up. Use to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.

Fashion Forms lingerie tape comes in both a tape dispenser and tapes-to-go option.

by Bra Solutions February 13, 2012

Bruno tape

An adhesive depicted from Mexican origin similar to electrical tape except purchased at a lesser price. Wide range of uses including alternative for welding, building or fastening things together.

I have no welding experience but I purchased some Bruno tape & I can do the same job following a higher integrity structuring process.

by K1ci93n June 20, 2023

nature tapes

nature tapes is an album created by lemon demon, it includes amazing tracks like two trucks and the hit single brodyquest

yo are you listening to nature tapes bro? yo i love that album

by Fyondike January 25, 2022

KYBO Tape

Toilet paper.

See KYBO (an outhouse or bathroom. Stands for Keep Your Bowels Open.)

Also called Kyb Tape.

Hey, we're out of Kybo Tape.

When you at the store, we need more Kyb tape.

by I made the man January 13, 2019

Duct tape

possibly the most useful item you could have around your house

That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!

by samthehernando February 25, 2015