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Josy Tammy

A girl who is really beautiful. A Josy Tammy likes to tell jokes and is one of the best friends you can have. She is clever and cool aswell. Many girls want to be like a Josy Tammy.

In a relationship she is really cuddly and likes to watch movies all the time. She is a fast-food-lover, but always stays skinny.

A Josy Tammy loves animals and her family. A Josy Tammy is a goddess and the perfect wife/girlfriend/mother/.
"Wow, look at her. She looks incredible, like a Josy Tammy."
by babygirl3856 April 27, 2017
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Tammy

She’s a BBC, medium build, always wearing pearl wristband, bright red nail polish & a skirt that brings out her long legs. She’s got shiny dark hair, half down shoulder, but if you meet her when she’s in serious mode, she’d have tied it up in a ponytail. She has beautiful dark brown eyes, usually with a simple elegant touch of eyeline. She’d tell u that the little black dot on her cheek maybe the reason why she cries a lot. She’s got this beautiful smile, that she’d giggle over silly things. She would be a chatterbox when she’s comfortable, and curl up in the bed or chair when she’s not. Most people would strive to be special & perfect, but she doesn’t believe in her own perfection, no matter how many times u try to convince her. Maybe this is the reason why she likes the color white, because when u r in the same room with her, her light just radiates & fill up the space. She'd be the only thing that u look at, her voice'd be the only sound in ur ear, and her scent'd be everything that u carry. When u r her friend, she'd always give u her vote of confidence & u can rest assured that when the world turns its back on u, she'll stand behind ur back and turn her back on the world for u. She may seem silly at times, but that’s only because she trust u so much that she’d open her heart and do things just for ur eyes to see. She sees people in their uniqueness and would treat people with a kind heart. She brings u peace and fills up ur heart with love.
Anyone: "Tammy., I..."
Tammy: "Jo mud si? Why? Duc duc duc!"
by VTYT February 9, 2018
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queen tammy

Queen tammy is a bad ass mother fucker and will always be there to protect what is hers. She takes in strays and feeds the homeless (her daughters bestf). She is the best person to ask for advice and party with. She is the type of person to post your bail and be there for u at all times. She is a bad bitch, don’t cross her unless u want to get smacked!!
Person1: omg is that queen tammy
Person2: oh shit the party just got here
by Girlqueenpuzzyboss September 21, 2022
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The Tammie

When you talk yourself down in the hopes that someone says something positive about you
Tammie: i am just the worst

Random person: ahhh she is doing "The Tammie"
by JohnyBoneyyyyy June 18, 2022
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Tammie's Law

1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Tammie's law.
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
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Tammy rae

Banging ass milf that angers any woman within eyes sight of thier untrustworthy partner/man and is most defanitly a decendent of a highly intelligent aincient hybrid crossbreed of smoked out extraterrestrial royalty and a broken condom full of super junked out well mannerd best dressed hobo's smelly ass drippin dick snot.
I'm so confused, my dick is over powering my brain because my wife and I came to a huge party to enjoy together, but Tammy Rae gave me the I need to play hide and go seek out the motel 6 in south kelso room 203 cuz I'm committing adultery and most defanitly gonna have supER amazing sex that will render me into a drug induced super epic 2 year devorce cuz I hada hella indigeonous stank dick only possible by getting down and strait freaky with a horNY milf obviously with the name Tammy Rae.
by Bum niguh March 6, 2018
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2 Ton Tammy

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy
by Madam kamay July 5, 2025
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