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Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
by lvjb November 11, 2010
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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010
You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.
by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010
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taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.
in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.
by bri_bitch December 9, 2008
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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Taking it to the rim

While getting a blow job yell "Get back on D" This will cause her to look up taking her mouth off of your dick giving you the perfect moment to grab her by the back of the head and slam her face into your asshole.... Thus taking it to the RIM!!!
I had fun taking it to the rim with your sister last night!
by Coolio beaker September 11, 2005
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taking him to the tailor

The act of getting someone in trouble with the police, a supervisor, boss, etc...(Hence having them hemmed up).

The act of violence towards another after sizing them up.
John- that dude got snitched on for slinging now he's all hemmed up. Phil- yeah now them fuckers are taking him to the tailor.

Bill- look at Jim sizing up Paul, he's probably thinking about taking him to the tailor.

Jenny- poor Kenny, look at them cops slipping the cuffs on him, they are taking him straight to the tailor.
by lolababy409 August 30, 2010
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