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timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise
by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015
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Trey Turnips

Trey Turnips was a very famous turnip seller during the 1800s. He was famous for popularizing the root vegetable among royalty
Thank you Trey Turnips for showing us how great root vegetables like turnips are!!
by Turniker June 9, 2025
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Turnip

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023
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Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass
Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.
by Turnip conveyor August 7, 2024
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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Radish VS Turnip

A group of 5 men, 3 Irish, 1 Filipino and 1 Austrian who don’t know what’s funnier to say. Radish or Turnip?
RADISH” “TURNIP” “it’s radish vs turnip”
by DMADSIJ September 16, 2025
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Turnip Tugboat

Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.
Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.
by Ruby Taco April 18, 2018
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