tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.
Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."
by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012
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Ripping Tub

Ripping Tub

Lets go rip some tub bro
by adrianaaabud October 11, 2018
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Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.
Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.
by Brian Daggett April 23, 2016
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baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.
What are the odds we drink 6 baby tubs right now?
by Babytubbs December 22, 2018
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Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.
Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!
by Bootbaghandle June 05, 2010
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tub tribble

A wad of curly hair found in the bathtub. If left unattended, tub tribbles will multiply asexually. In a very quiet bathroom, you can often hear them make soft cooing sounds. They will frequently grab and cling when handled, but usually they do not bite.
Wow, man. You got a serious tub tribble infestation in that bathroom.
by Dan D in Binghamton February 10, 2010
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Yacht Tub

A real big hot tun capable of fitting many bitties and bros into it. Always is a bomb place to chill when you bored. Usually ends up with a couple knocked up bitties after use.
Last night me and my slus chilled in my Yacht Tub. It was so dank.
by tilcker March 23, 2011
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