travel boner

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.
this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.
by power fm May 09, 2010
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weary traveler

1. The act of sleeping nude above the sheets with the lights on and the window open in a ground floor hotel room.

2. A person practicing said act.
I saw a weary traveler in one of the rooms at the Imperial 400 Motor Lodge last night.
by Truck Bannister March 21, 2009
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Gulliver's Travels

When a person of normal height is a bondage slave in a gangbang of midgets.
Yo, dawg...totally had a Gulliver's Travels last night after meeting a bunch of folks at a Little People's Empowerment seminar!
by B-street September 07, 2011
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gravel travel

The act or practice of driving around in the country aimlessly, smoking bowl after bowl of pot with your buddies.
"Dude, I brought my piece with me, feel like some gravel travel?"
by Bo Nanners November 24, 2007
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Time-Travel

Consuming so much alcohol that one blacks out and time-travels into the future, usually the next morning.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally time-travelled.
Wow, you were drunk last night.
I know, I was time-traveling for sure.
by Himbokal September 10, 2007
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Irish Traveler

A distinct nomadic Irish ethnic group known to have been in Ireland for centuries, for their own distinct dialect (possibly their own language) and for a certain degree of xenophobia. Synonyms are "Irish Gypsy" and "Tinker" among others. They are not believed to be ethnicly related to other Gypsies though are thought to have a similar lifestyle.
Murphy Village S.C. is known to be home to a few hundred Irish Traveler families.
by leavesbound August 15, 2011
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Chronic traveler

- An almost frantic compulsion to travel the world, exploring the most depressed, off-the-beaten-track destinations in an attempt to broaden horizons, gain a deeper understanding of those less fortunate, and generally feel better about yourself, and your egalitarian worldliness.

- Seeking out various backwater and Third World locales in which to spend your valued vacation time, as a way to slum, learn and feed your self important elitism.

- A vacationer more apt to sleep on a dirt floor in Senegal than a bed at the Hotel Le Meurice.

- See also cultural slumming, safariist, and being on safari.
Sally Backpacker, an obsessed chronic traveler, planned out this summer's itinerary, making sure to hit Bhutan, Equatorial Guinea and Malawi, with a return trip through Bangladesh.
by GreatRedShark July 12, 2009
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