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tow truck operator

A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
PA’s Finest Towing
by CMFICC May 7, 2022
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Tommy Tow Master

One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!

Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
by PetraSpectRules March 11, 2017
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dropping tow

Short for "dropping towel", ie exposing oneself in front of unsuspecting onlookers
^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
by thurb June 28, 2023
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Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.
Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!
by Banzai719 April 20, 2011
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tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.
Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.
Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.
by racsat April 11, 2010
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Talladega Tow Truck

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck
by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019
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