grammy toucher

a person who likes to watch old people undress and fantasize about touching them.
by bagulese February 26, 2011
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Toucher

A very rare name pronounced (Two-cher).
People with this name are usually into a variety of sports and are talented at anything they want to be good at. He is good looking but doesn’t like to draw attention with his looks. He is very loud and energetic around their friends but are very quiet when around others. He acts like he’s stupid but others know that he’s actually very smart. Touchers usually get picked on the most in groups and never stands up for themselves because of this they are easy targets. He likes being alone but also enjoys the company of others. He doesn’t have a best friend but he has many friends. No one really understands Toucher and they don’t really seem to care about understanding him either. Once you get to know a him better he can be a bright person. He usually never asks for help and doesn’t really like expressing his true feelings that much. All he wants is to be special to someone and have someone that he can talk to comfortably about his true feelings. He cares lot about the people around him and tries to help others them without them knowing. He may be a little weird and goofy at times but overall he is a nice guy. If you find a Toucher, give him a chance. He doesn’t like letting go.
“Oh hey, isn’t that Toucher over there? Let’s go say hi.”
“Toucher could you close my door on your way out? Thanks.”
by woohimoohi November 20, 2023
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Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.
Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.
by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012
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Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin
“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”
by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019
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Toucher

1)An individual that commits sexual assault crimes

2)An individual whom is handsy and touches people without consent
“ He tried to grab her ass at the playboi carti concert , bro is a toucher”
by Thekidfrankie June 1, 2022
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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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