Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture

A favourite quote by many memers alike, and was originally stated by none other than The True Master himself. In a humorous joke regarding a supposed ‘World War 3’ (which can cause a lot of stress, you know), The True Master stated ‘Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture’. Since then, many memers quote this in a humorous fashion.

‘Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning’ was a game published on the 31st of March, 2018. The game was played by many YouTubers and began to get memed about. Even almost two years later, The True Master still enjoys meming on this game.

Person 1: All this talk around WWIII is kinda worrying me.
The True Master: What, Baldi’s Basics in War and Torture?
Person 1: *bursts out laughing* Brilliant!

by .Mega January 19, 2020

tortillaing

Pronounced: tore-tea-ya-ing

The act of throwing tortillas onto something, especially cars.

It was originally started when Christine had ripped off some of the extra tortilla from her snack wrap, and decided to throw it out Brianna's window onto the car next to them. It landed perfectly onto the car, and they could not stop laughing. They have also been known to tortilla their own car, while still in it. Christine and Brianna have become known as the "Tortilla Bandits" and are coming to tortilla your car next.

"We were tortillaing cars yesterday!"

by Christine Batson November 12, 2007

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016

Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.

Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?

by #1 Banana January 16, 2018

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Cock and ball torture is a sexual

Activity having to do with applying intense pain to the penis and scrotum.

Some examples of cock and ball torcher is

Ball kicking
Dick tickling
Ball squeezing

Dick pinching

Dick squeezing
Dick kicking
Ball streching
Urethral fingering
Penis Indian burns
Ect

Things used for cock and ball torchure
Are

Scrotum clips
Uretheral strechers
Pins
And somtimes hammers

Cock and ball torture is somtimes

Compared to bdsm
Or wierd kink shit

Cock and ball torture make my pp hurt

by I EAT TOYOTAS May 3, 2019

nipple shock torture

1.when a negative and positive charge are applied to both nipples and shocked around 20 to 30 volts.

2. an intense electric therapy in which the nipples undergo an hardcore process that can be only be enjoyed by the kinkiest of nymphos.

"After we have sex, will you give me some REALLY good nipple shock torture"

"Beth, I got you that nipple shock torture kit for Christmas! And you thought that tit fucking was good! Wait till you feel this!!!"

by Fo SHizzle Leet Skeet December 2, 2005

torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

by dbginyu April 27, 2010