Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

by blackout September 5, 2004

renegade torpedo

When your cock pokes out from the folds of your underwear or boxers.

Slapping the bitch in the face with my cock was no problem because I already had a renegade torpedo.

by Phil M June 15, 2004

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

tropical torpedo

Very tan adult person with an erection.

If it doesn't put the sun tan lotion on it's skin, it will get the tropical torpedo again.

by Terricuda August 3, 2017

spitfire torpedo

Using saliva as sexual lubrication right after eating spicy food.

In the heat of the moment, I forgot I'd just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when I put some spit on my cock for lube I accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. Good thing she's into pain.

by Kehvie Metaal May 18, 2016

Sneaky torpedo

A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.

"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"

by SpongeBob1983 March 12, 2018

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016