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Bubble Gum Toothpaste

A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.
Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste

“Okay son, just keep using it”
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Bubble Gum Toothpastemug.

toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019
mugGet the toothpaste in my hairmug.
A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.
1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.
by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007
mugGet the It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tubemug.

Taking her toothpaste

Taking a girls Oral Virginity. Eating her out for the first time. Oral V sounds like Oral B which is a popular toothpaste brand name.
Yo Brown! Did u take that girls toothpaste last night?

I'm taking her toothpaste tonight!!!
by Dr JJ Smiles December 25, 2008
mugGet the Taking her toothpastemug.

using my toothpaste

Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.
She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!
by Laurensky September 3, 2005
mugGet the using my toothpastemug.

Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
mugGet the Toothpaste Saladmug.

toothpaste hangover

Wheere you eat toothpaste (a lot) so you know you are basically drunk
by Youarebobcum March 9, 2016
mugGet the toothpaste hangovermug.

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