When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.
by Ls3 March 28, 2008
Get the toilet chilimug. A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Toilet Plumemug. The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.
by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006
Get the toilet axemug. The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.
The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.
The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.
by Pablo Gonzalez Gomez Lopez September 15, 2013
Get the Toilet Ringmug. "I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"
"Have you read the manga?"
"Uh... no?"
"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
"Have you read the manga?"
"Uh... no?"
"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
by yuzxixu June 3, 2020
Get the Toilet Shittermug. Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020
Get the destroy the toiletmug. When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.
by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016
Get the Riding the toiletmug.