TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Tofumaster

The Master of tofu who will scrimmage all

Tofumaster will scrimmage you all with my tofu

by Tofumaster October 9, 2008

tofurky

a tofu turkey otherwise known as crap sometimes covered with tocranberries..

wow that tofurky looks like a sculped piece of shit...

by dark cow November 26, 2003

tofu

zacrii is right about tofu having more protein and amino acids than meat. However, he forgot to mention that most of those proteins and amino acids are not in a form that humans can digest, since the soy from which tofu is made from is NOT fermented using the millenia-old Asian techniques of processing the beans, which also help neutralize the estrogen-like toxins that soy has. In addition, the soy products are acid washed in aluminum vats, which increases the risk of metal poisoning.

And for those who say that tofu is a meat substitute, remember that tofu does NOT contain Vitamin B-12, a nutrient found naturally in animal products and synthesized for supplement pills using microscopic animals.

Regardless of the bullshit that hippies and vegans spew, there is NOTHING natural about tofu. If you do not believe me, take a good look at the ingredients used to make it, the many processing methods of tofu, and the additives. Most of which are carcinogenic.

by sarcastic June 23, 2003

Tofu

adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.

"I hate tofu books, their plots are always so cliche."

by Hazel October 23, 2004

Tofuman

A tofuman (toe-foo-mihn) is someone who has a bland personality, has no special traits, or does what a majority of other people do that isn't special.

Emmet from the LEGO Movie is probably a tofuman.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

tooth tofu

The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.

Ugh... I didn't brush my teeth last night and now I have tooth tofu.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009