God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.
Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.
God: TITS!!!
*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*
Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.
God: TITS!!!
*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*
Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009
Stating that "something is/was like tits" means that it is awesome, or cool. This phrase is mostly used by men and could be used in jokes or used for simple statements.
Dude, that movie is/was like tits!
Oh man, that assembly today is/was like tits!
That car is/was like tits.
Oh man, that assembly today is/was like tits!
That car is/was like tits.
by Bob, The Rocker October 04, 2006
by Joey Kastle May 07, 2008
Used to express the extremities of some situations. Originaly quoted from tourrettes guy in reference to his fish sticks being hard.
by Gillbag May 26, 2010
That slapper was titting my husband all day at work, and then had the nerve to ask me to go to the gym with her after!
by Bernie Brien September 02, 2005
adj. Somthing that kicks epic ass to the point where it is beyond the normal words like 'cool' or 'awesome'. Tits is used in situations that are unique, groundbreaking, awe inspiring, somthing that makes you feel really good,or just really exciting.
" Remember when we snuck out and hopped the fence to the community pool and went skinnydipping and didnt get home till 3 in the morning? That shit was Tits!!!!"
by Micamazing May 15, 2008
by Johnny B Goode June 03, 2003