Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

[tits]

Stating that "something is/was like tits" means that it is awesome, or cool. This phrase is mostly used by men and could be used in jokes or used for simple statements.

Dude, that movie is/was like tits!

Oh man, that assembly today is/was like tits!

That car is/was like tits.

by Bob, The Rocker October 4, 2006

Tits

adjective; a word meaning cool, tight, awsome, or beast.

Hey tom your shirt is tits!

by Joey Kastle May 7, 2008

as tits

Used to express the extremities of some situations. Originaly quoted from tourrettes guy in reference to his fish sticks being hard.

Oh man, im hungry as tits!

I stayed up all night playing xbox, im tired as tits now.

by Gillbag May 28, 2010

titting

to brush ones tits into someone in an attempt at seducation and or manipulation

That slapper was titting my husband all day at work, and then had the nerve to ask me to go to the gym with her after!

by Bernie Brien September 12, 2005

tits

adj. Somthing that kicks epic ass to the point where it is beyond the normal words like 'cool' or 'awesome'. Tits is used in situations that are unique, groundbreaking, awe inspiring, somthing that makes you feel really good,or just really exciting.

" Remember when we snuck out and hopped the fence to the community pool and went skinnydipping and didnt get home till 3 in the morning? That shit was Tits!!!!"

by Micamazing May 15, 2008

Tits

those lovely bouncy things infront of ladies.

tits are great i wish i had a pair

by Johnny B Goode June 3, 2003