Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes

Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle

by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 24, 2021

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat August 01, 2019

Timber Creek

A swamp full of clout demons and treeshes

“Bro, party was lame asf, hella Timber Creek heads pulled up

by Front-shuv late flip September 09, 2021

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 10, 2015

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017