Unholy Threesome

A sexual relation between two men and one woman.

Paul and Peter had an unholy threesome with Mary.

by DJ Indiana Jones August 26, 2008

evil threesome

Engaging in a monaja trois or (3 way) in which there are 2 guys and 1 girl... Basically the worst kind of a threesome you can have

Jake and I were over at Samantha's place last night and she was pretty horny, so we had an evil threesome, which was alright, but it would have been better if Jake had not been there...

by Rapscalions without inhibition May 29, 2008

Grasshopper Threesome

A first time threeway for one of the participants. One participant is the mentor.

Bruce has never had a threesome, he will be in agrasshopper threesome}.

by Bondage girl March 22, 2008

Greek Threesome

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

by Jer 12345 August 31, 2006

devils threesome

the dreaded threesome involving two guys and one female. GOD NEVER intended for balls to slap balls during penetration. Sorry ladies but this isn't socially acceptable hence the name devils threesome

Bro 1:Im taking back those daps i gave you earlier
Bro 2: why man a threesome is a threesome
Bro 1: Umm we call that a devils threesome may god forgive because im never letting this one go

by blackdude number 5 December 14, 2007

peterborough threesome

Sober, drunk, or high - or all - you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome.

Last night was a complete blur, I woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , I think I had a Peterborough threesome.

by Motorhead Collins October 07, 2017

involuntary threesome

when significant other tries to include himself/herself in the act of cheating

Jill: I'm gonna fuck someone else tonight
Jack: Bet you won't cheat on me right in front of my face
Jill: Looks like you're gonna be involved in an involuntary threesome

by foragoodtimecall December 12, 2016