by maddog31002 November 22, 2011
by goombotz August 18, 2009
Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:
1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.
If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.
If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
Alec: Dude I am freaking out!
Mitch: Why?
Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!
Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...
dildo thief pervert creepy
Mitch: Why?
Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!
Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...
dildo thief pervert creepy
by Not that guy!!! April 25, 2011
One who takes a word that another person has said and defines it on UD without the verbal/written consent of the person who said it first
A-Hole: Hey dude, I totally just put that word you said a couple days ago and put it on Urbandictionary.com!
Man: Why would you do that, you faggot?
A-Hole: Because im a stupid asshole.
Man: This is true. Youre Such a UD Thief.
Man: Why would you do that, you faggot?
A-Hole: Because im a stupid asshole.
Man: This is true. Youre Such a UD Thief.
by Culjat1994 February 18, 2009
by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006
Fred: "Man, this class is so boring"
Dan: "Look out, here comes the Ginger Thief!"
Fred: "...and the archer!"
JEREMY!!!: "Dude, our TA loves us"
Fred: "Nah dude, he just wants our souls"
Dan: "Look out, here comes the Ginger Thief!"
Fred: "...and the archer!"
JEREMY!!!: "Dude, our TA loves us"
Fred: "Nah dude, he just wants our souls"
by Bajuiceta January 29, 2009
With a larcenous track record as long as his, it seems entirely likely that the Thief in Chief will attempt to steal the 2020 Election.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020