“hey buddy, wanna go rip the pine this weekend?”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”
by ultimatepineripper December 04, 2019
A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.
Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.
by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017
by xXASSCLOWN69Xx June 29, 2011
Ethan- Hey man hit this I put applejuice in here!!
James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!
Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!
James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!
Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!
by ethanizdashyyt June 25, 2011
by Laura July 19, 2004
by .greg chugger February 07, 2005
An old interrogation and torture device: basically a set of tongs with two pairs of big claws.
Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.
Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.
Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
“'Are they ready?!' one of the women called over to the oven. 'Ready!' a burly, middle-aged man answered, wielding a pair of breast rippers! The torturers stood and watched with glee!
The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
by Lorelili March 25, 2005