Bronze Monkey

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea

I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey

by PeteyPij November 1, 2009

bronze, silver,golden

rating system for the fineness of women
bronze being lowest silver second gold is top

friend1:man you see that girl over there she is golden
friend2:man she is barley silver
friend3: man your both crazy she is totally a bronze
random guy: oh you guys are rating her on the bronze, silver,golden scale

by threex October 10, 2008

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

by Chris Yepello November 21, 2011

Bronze player

An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games

Dude, we wrecked that bronze player last night!

by Captinpickel April 25, 2016

Bronze hair

To have bronze hair it really means that you’re naturally gonna be that bitch, you have that fall look effortlessly. You’re irresistible, you reciprocate head, you will never be below average on anything. Hit me up, for real.

Yo Ethan’s beard is looking bronze, huh? God I wish that were me.

Hey did you notice that she has bronze hair? You know what they say about that! 😏

by HairyUncut March 23, 2023

bronze

Bronze - a subhuman pleb without the basic knowledge required to be normal ELO. The lowest IQ amongst adults, basically equal to an infant.

"So, you're bronze? Did you int in all your qualifiers?"

by Just some average guy February 19, 2017