alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.

"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"

by Peter Burke July 11, 2015

Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears

Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"

by Fwcamz March 1, 2022

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015

alaskan sauerkraut

During sexual intercorse you slip a sour warhead into her pussy.

"Yo fam I just alaskan sauerkrauted her"

by Guccidurag April 28, 2016

Alaskan nigga

when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale

Hey id like to by this

yes thatll be 5$

ok thanks for the alaskan nigga!

by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019

The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.

To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.

by ATM-BOYS June 8, 2015