Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.
“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “
by quaranqueen April 7, 2020
Get the quarantine couplemug. Couple by day hookers by night
Lowkey gay wannabe white.
Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.
Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.
You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.
Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.
Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth
there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe
had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.
Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
Lowkey gay wannabe white.
Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.
Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.
You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.
Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.
Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth
there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe
had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.
Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
by Fabio9 April 19, 2021
Get the DHS Couplesmug. Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022
Get the couch couplemug. One male and one female who are both redheaded, trying to preserve the natural beauty of the hair color.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bernice and Christian?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: They're two gingers getting married to create more gingers!
Person 2: Ohhh the ideal ginger couple!
Person 2: No...
Person 1: They're two gingers getting married to create more gingers!
Person 2: Ohhh the ideal ginger couple!
by RedGinge December 3, 2014
Get the Ginger couplemug. A couple who somehow got conjoined in an awkward situation and decided to stay that way because they were deeply in love.
A couple who is madly in love with each other gets stuck together with some sort of substance (i.e. - sticky tack, glue, SUPER glue, etc.), who would be called a Siamese Couple.
by Nicdecdel March 25, 2010
Get the Siamese Couplemug. A couple, or two dating homosapians, that are often seen at a coffee shop; wear scarves, peacoats, university jackets, and flannels.
Usually very attractive and considered cuter than any other couple.
Usually very attractive and considered cuter than any other couple.
Those two there, at the table, they are the cutest couple ive seen today.
Oh, I agree. They are obviously a cafe couple.
Cafe Couple?
Mhmm, only the best.
Oh, I agree. They are obviously a cafe couple.
Cafe Couple?
Mhmm, only the best.
by Sirus The Fascinated February 4, 2009
Get the Cafe Couplemug. by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
Get the couplmug.