rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
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Get the Thanosmug. THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. Played the main antagonist in Marvel Infinity War and Marvel End Game and did a damn fine job at it. He was by far the best character to appear in those movies. He could also give zero fucks what those grown adults in costumes aka “The Avengers” thought about him. All though his methods can be questionable they are backed by scientific evidence as after the Black Plague the quality of life did increase in areas such as wages, living space and cleanliness. Thanos also had some of the best lines in movie history as his brutal honesty, god complex and wit led to great dialogue in scenes.
Thanos: “Today I have lost more than you can imagine”
“I am inevitable”
And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
“I am inevitable”
And the best is when he started to lose a battle So he just dropped a planet on the avengers he is a god amongst kids.
by Big.Len747 January 31, 2020
Get the Thanosmug.