titsphyxiate

to cause to die or lose consciousness by being smothered by a girls big tits

So I was motor boating my girl's titties and she almost titsphyxiated me.

by Helena210 January 22, 2008

Tits Relief

When you are in a frustrating or boring circumstance, but there is a lady there with a nice bosom, so the situation is a little bit better. Kind of like when there is Comic Relief to lighten up the mood, its Tits Relief

"Man I hate being in this waiting room"

"Ya but at least we got some tits relief from that braud with the V-neck"

by touchdown49ers November 29, 2011

Titsesh

Titsesh, n.

A titsesh is a recreational activity in which people without tits have a "sesh," or a social gathering, with people who are contrastingly endowed with tits.

"Hey, Jeff, are you planning on hanging out with just us guys this Friday?"

"Na, man - I'm gonna go out for a titsesh."

by chlojk March 10, 2018

picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

hello tits

Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner

Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

Cig Tits

A girl with extremely large breasts who smokes cigarettes.

Cig tits: A girl in your class with huge boobs that walks in everyday having the aroma of a freshly smoked pack of cigs on her body.

by Bones molane December 16, 2010

Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 12, 2011