Tee Eff

Tee Eff (tf) is something you say when something is absolutely ridiculous or unexpected. When your grandma only gives you $5 for your birthday, you typically say "Tee Eff?!" You then reach in the bag to grab the AK-47 to ruin her day. Other uses for "Tee Eff" would be if an ugly girl slides in your dm's. The right the to do is send a screenshot to your homeboy and ask "Tee Eff?!". Tee Eff is just used to emphasize the letters "T" and "F" in the popular "Tf" abbreviation for "The fuck".

Patrick: "Bro, I wish I had a bald girlfriend so when I have sex with her from the back I can smack her baldy."
Owen: "Tee Eff???!!"

by Pxttyy July 04, 2016

snorg tees

the one reason not to use this site

I used to use urban dictionary, but I got so tired of the snorg tees adds that I switched to Merriam Webster

by uwishu were me October 31, 2011

pee a tee

to pitch a tent, in other words, get a boner

As soon as the boy walked into the titty bar, he knew he was gonna pee a tee.

by Caitle January 09, 2008

Red Tee

Teeshirt in all red. Not a thing on it. Worn by the Bloods reppin dat red. Get em at champs footlocker n footaction. Rock em in 2xL-5xL.

I get a holla in my red tee
Make dem dollaz in my red tee

by KingTee410 March 19, 2005

Tall Tee

An extra long t-shirt worn by guys who are into hiphop or rap. As the name suggests, it was made for people who are tall, and worn by a tall person it looks ok. Sadly in south Texas, most males are about 5'3" so they just look like they are wearing dresses. Which, as everyone knows, is a crucial part of the gangster image.

It is also considered very stylish to leave the neon-colored "tall" sticker on the shirt, so that everyone knows you didnt wash it first.
ALSO, if the beltloops of your pants show below the bottom of your tall tee, for instance around your ankles, you are totally badass.

If your tall tee touches your shoes when you walk, kill yourself.

by wear_a_normal_shirt May 07, 2008

busted tees

a t-shirt company that is hated by many urban dictionary goers.

the red headed chick from busted tees is hot.

by mike stacy March 08, 2007

White Tee

a shirt that girlz boyz youth and any body else can floss on any occassion

song by dem franchize boys

Man what u wearin 2 da club tonite? Nigga i was thinkin but wearin my throwback.
Fuck that nigga im gone floss my white tee.
"YEP IN MY WHITE TEE, YEP IN MY WHITE TEE!!!"

by dallas chick 2004 September 09, 2004