tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.

Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!

by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011

Tardilepsy

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011

tardese

Noun. The language of the tards. Mostly includes autistic screeching and drooling.

The tard asked me in his native language, tardese, where the shitter was.
"Neo hoy me moi," he said in tardese.

by Tardese Speaker February 25, 2017

Taddison

Taddison is a ship of Tony Lopez and Addison rae. The ship was sailing and people shipped them rlly hard.... But the ship started to sink... Thanks to nikita dragun. Some people think its because od his leakes pp photos.

Now u know whos Taddison. It arleady sinked. R.I.P

by Dmididimi June 12, 2020

Tardioli

The act of molesting a turkey in the ass and cooking it for thanksgiving for your grandparents

Oh ya Justin is totally is gonna do a tardioli this year

by The Sped SHED May 8, 2021

Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Tardip

It is the result of deep throating a person who smokes.

i would like to tardip that chick.

by Kenny Lingis March 27, 2009