sex tape

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.

by neo100101 March 5, 2006

red tape

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007

Tapestry

A poster made out of cloth.

This tapestry looks like a poster made out of cloth.

by MiniBaj October 5, 2020

yellow tape

It's used by banditos to protect eachother from Nico and the Niners.

"Someone gave me yellow tape, I'm not alone anymore."

by Bagesz January 11, 2020

Butt Tape

n: Miraculous double-sided tape used in pageants to keep gowns and swimsuits in place, in hopes to avoid wardrobe malfunction such as slipping of boobs and/or butt cheek exposure.

Gracie Lou Freebrush: Oh shit! I ran out of butt tape, and my butt is eating my bikini bottoms!

Mary Jo: Don't worry, I always pack a spare roll.

by MissAmazing1 August 2, 2011

Tapestry

One of those (wall art) things that you'd see hippies owning but really are used by (white) girls to make their room look cooler. They might also have fairy lights hanging with it and if that's the case, may lead guys to want to (fuck).

Daniel: Hey, wanna come over to my house?
Tyrone: yea sure
*comes over, sees tapestry*
Tyrone: damn shawty you want me to get ass naked because I already know what time it is

by Penne hole December 17, 2019

tapeball

A game similer to hacky sack once played by bored UPS workers at break time. It began to gain prominence in Cerritos California sometime around early 2007. The object is to keep the 6-8 in. diameter ball rolled from packaging tape off the ground at all times using feet, legs, elbows, chest, and head. The game was quickly scrutinized by certain prissy white-collared individuals at the company who complained that crafting each ball was a waste of private resources. However, the game is begining to make a comeback as it has become popular among street bums who make the ball from tape they use to repair their homes.

"Hey Herb, let's play tapeball!" "Damnit! I just made the perfect tapeball and Chris confiscated it."

by Vino Viejo July 8, 2007