Squid Boy

Noun A term for any socially inept bastard who fails to recognize when a girl wants on his cock.

Girl 1: *crying* He so does not want me!

Girl 2: Don't worry Madeline, he's just a Squid Boy. In reality, he would tap that 24/7.

by nole-town April 13, 2010

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

poke squid

Hawaiian slang for sexual intercourse

dey fell in love. den dey wen poke squid and nine months later...

by Haole Boy August 13, 2003

squidgy

soft and squishy (often a bit chubby, too.)

aww...look at the squidgy little puppy!

by Meredith February 12, 2004

Squid Gamer

A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.

“He’s such a squid gamer”
“Stupid squid gamer”
“Dirty squid gamer”

by NotARacist888 November 19, 2021

squidgits

Abreviation of Squidgy Digits. A person with fat fingers.

His squidgits were so huge i thought they were sausage rolls

by vallantho September 5, 2008

squidhawk

One of those rubber mohawks that attach with suction cups to motorcycle helmets. Usually worn by a rider who is identified as being a squid.

Biker 1: Hey look at that Squid on the Gixxer!
Biker 2: I don't know what's worse, the wife beater, the cargo shorts, the sandals or that fuckin' squidhawk.

by Justin Maci March 12, 2008