Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie

A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024

SWIFTIE

A person who supports or is obsessed with Taylor Swift, usually attacking anybody who says something a little mean about her.

Yea, Kayla is a SWIFTIE.

by someone you don't know irl :O December 28, 2024

Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

swiftie

a fucking clown

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023

Swiftie

The most annoying person you will ever meet in your life.

"Hi i am a swiftie" now all of a sudden you want to commit slipnslide.

by kanYEmfWEST October 25, 2023

July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021