Swiftie Bestie

Swiftie Bestie refers to a best friend who is a very tallented, nice and amazing person who makes u feel the best version of yourself.

My amazing best friend who is super tallented and from wisconsin is such a swiftie bestie

by Amazing young person May 29, 2022

swiftie

A basic white bitch obsessed with Taylor Swift. Also a fucking idiot.

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!

by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023

Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

Swiftie

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.

They’re such a Swiftie for that

by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023

Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

Swifty

A superfan of the Artist Taylor Swift.

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023