what am i supposed to type here?

uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?

uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?

by BANANASSSSS_ARE_NOT_YUMMY_HAI January 15, 2017

suprise finger

the exotic art of suprising people with your finger.
frequently acompanied with ninja skills

suprise!
ouch! you poked me in the eye!
I suprise fingered you!

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

TC suprise

When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!!

I gave chris a TC surprise last night and he won't return my phone calls.


Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"


"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"

by Caitlinntamara June 24, 2004

suprise anal

WHEN SOMEONE STICKS THEIR WILLY IN YOUR NILLY

God I love suprise anal, he stuck his willy in nilly again.

by Sênior Long Schlong October 8, 2017

Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.

I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.

by King Geyser February 20, 2010

Sugar Island Suprise

After you have sex with a person from Sugar Island, you wake up with a deer carcase lying on top of you.

Kevin hooked up with this girl from Sugar Island and woke up with a 12 point sugar island suprise on his chest.

by Zombie Warrior September 28, 2006

kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006