Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statistical Question

Any question that can be represented by data on a graph. A Non-Statistical Question is a question that CANNOT be represented by any data and can be simply answered.

For instance, a Statistical Question would be:
How many minutes does a typical sixth grader read each day?
This is a Statistical Question because, it can be represented by data telling how many minutes a sixth grader spends reading each day.
Non-Statistical Question:
What is your best friend’s favorite TV show?
This is a Non-Statistical Question because, it can be simply answered and doesn’t need any data to tell or represent what your best friend’s favorite TV show is.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here May 27, 2023

sufisticated

better way to spell "Sophisticated"

Jamal: "damn daquan, with allat knowledge you sufisticated as hell"

by horsefuckr838_nigger June 20, 2023

Subtistable

Submissive, Autistic, and Breedable.

Most femboys are subtistable.

by AutumnFemboy October 12, 2023

slutistician

statistical analysis of sluts and slutbanging/slutbangers. a data driven science evaluating when, how are where to fuck sluts either for free or for monetary compensation.

that guy is a slutistician. he knows exactly what to do to slutbang any whore. sometimes he pays sometimes he doesnt. its all based on the slutistical analysis.

by slutbanger 9000 October 31, 2023

statisticist

A statistician; statist

Statist is a statistician, or statisticist when compared to a strategist/strategian.

by Master of beargreen December 25, 2023