Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?
Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.
Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.
by PrOf3sHuNaLoS3R December 1, 2010
Get the Stroke Jobmug. The seat closest to the stern of a racing shell. Called stroke because he/she is in charge of keeping a steady stroke rate.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 24, 2006
Get the Stroke Seatmug. It is a condition in which some one has been subjected to a large amount of penis or an overly large penis. Symptoms are as follows; Throbbing headache, Dizziness and light-headedness, Lack of sweating despite the heat Red, hot, and dry skin, Muscle weakness or cramps, Nausea, Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak, Rapid, shallow breathing, Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering Seizures Unconsciousness
Hey you see the video that Ray J gave Kim Kardashian meat stroke? I bet Kanye couldn't do it.
Yo last night me and the girlfriend put on a porno and I gave that bitch meat stroke, she threw up all over the bed.
Dude Billy has been bitching all day about his headache he must have had some serious meat stroke.
Yo last night me and the girlfriend put on a porno and I gave that bitch meat stroke, she threw up all over the bed.
Dude Billy has been bitching all day about his headache he must have had some serious meat stroke.
by The West Coast Warlord July 2, 2012
Get the meat strokemug. Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.
by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016
Get the Stroking Johnsonmug. by Slade666 September 2, 2013
Get the Stroke Modemug. Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.
TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."
"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."
"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."
"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 10, 2020
Get the Daddy Strokemug. When the use of speech to text technology results in a text (sms) message or email that reads as if the person typing it was having an ischemic stroke.
Ray: Where you at?
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
by El Jquan2 January 22, 2021
Get the Speech to Strokemug.