strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.

I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!

by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

Anti-Stratfordians

People who believe, to one capacity or another, the theory that William Shakespeare of Stratford did not write the plays that he had become famous for.

"There are certain people who believe that Shakespeare's plays are so sophisticated, so erudite, so brain-crapingly good that a middle-class kid from the Boondocks without a University degree couldn't possibly have written them. Why no one suspects the same from degree-less writers Maya Angelou, Truman Capote, Ray Bradbury, Mark Twain and Charles Dickens is anyone's guess. Still, the belief goes that only some one with a vast education and a noble soul could have designed such masterpieces. Shakespeare's too perfect not to be made by a perfect human. It is literary creationism."
-- Kyle Kallgren on Anti-Stratfordians

by The Logical Fallacy June 26, 2017

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Stathis

When you invent something, two years before it was claimed to be invented by another person.

I stathised the flowbee when I duct taped the vacuum cleaner to my hair clippers.

by Beeker001 September 7, 2016

pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes

that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy

by kyndra December 26, 2003

strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

by osn4p August 8, 2009