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Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
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Rule of straws

When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.
Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.
by Drinkmaster95 November 15, 2013
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Cross the streams

When a TV show/film is available on more than one streaming platform.
E.g.

Person A: “You haven’t seen the original Ghostbusters?!”

Person B: “Does it cross the streams?”

Person A: “Nah, it’s only on Prime.”
by WhatSheDoesintheShadows October 27, 2023
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beef straps

No one is sure where the American Beef straps were first sighted, but there is evidence they originated in the New york brothels. Beef straps can be traced all the way back to the times when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. There are fossils of these ancient straps, but they are extremely rare.
Although beef straps to some are considered a rare delacacy, others are not so pleased and refer to them as "filthy rank pinosha". Most beef straps can be classified into one of three categories: The FUPA-front butt, elderly-antique, or the most frowned upon, dirty-skank. The fupa-front butt type has been around for years, but there has been a massive outbreak since the opening of American McDonalds. Not everyone with FUPA (Fatty Upper Pussy Area) or front butts (Front Butts) has been diagnosed with beef straps, but it is for certain that every female over 175 lbs has them. It is sad, because these beef straps are perhaps the most avoidable. It was stated clear and simple by my fellow reporter Lexilex skullywags, "All you have to do is stop eating so much you mammoth whale." Males happen to find this plentiful variety a barbaric violation to all human kind.
The second and most sad category, the elderly-antique, is perhaps the most uncivil kind of beef in all the nation. It is a devistating thing that we as women have to face. I shudder to think that we will all look down in the shower some day and face the horrible reality that we have beef down there. It is a sad sad thing.
The third type is shamless and offensive to everyone. The dirty-skank beef straps are fully avoidable, and can only be obtained by having lots of sex. People with this horrible type of straps are often accompanied by the dirty whore scent at all times. They sometimes have dirty greased out hair and wear ill mannered clothes. Often thier skirts are so short that thier untamed straps come flopping out all over the place! If you ever happen to come in contact with a beef strap or two, please make sure you know which type to classify it in as to be able to handle the situation correctly. There is nothing more to say. Thank you.
Lexi's beef is just flopping out all over the place! It's like, tuck it in man!
by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003
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Stram

Another word used in place of the word "Stream." Originated from a misspelling of the word stream. Used for livestreaming video games on livestreaming websites such as twitch.com or livestream.com. Can also be used in the form of stramming.
"Look at all the viewers and yet no one is stramming. Jack, you stram."
by Colonel99 July 19, 2012
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Lampeter Strasburg

Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?
Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!
by MoonlightUH69 May 14, 2019
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Crossing Streams

When two men are peeing and they make there piss streams clash together.
Billy and Jason were crossing streams in the forest.
by BigWordMan January 26, 2021
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