"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
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Get the Cross the streams mug.No one is sure where the American Beef straps were first sighted, but there is evidence they originated in the New york brothels. Beef straps can be traced all the way back to the times when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. There are fossils of these ancient straps, but they are extremely rare.
Although beef straps to some are considered a rare delacacy, others are not so pleased and refer to them as "filthy rank pinosha". Most beef straps can be classified into one of three categories: The FUPA-front butt, elderly-antique, or the most frowned upon, dirty-skank. The fupa-front butt type has been around for years, but there has been a massive outbreak since the opening of American McDonalds. Not everyone with FUPA (Fatty Upper Pussy Area) or front butts (Front Butts) has been diagnosed with beef straps, but it is for certain that every female over 175 lbs has them. It is sad, because these beef straps are perhaps the most avoidable. It was stated clear and simple by my fellow reporter Lexilex skullywags, "All you have to do is stop eating so much you mammoth whale." Males happen to find this plentiful variety a barbaric violation to all human kind.
The second and most sad category, the elderly-antique, is perhaps the most uncivil kind of beef in all the nation. It is a devistating thing that we as women have to face. I shudder to think that we will all look down in the shower some day and face the horrible reality that we have beef down there. It is a sad sad thing.
The third type is shamless and offensive to everyone. The dirty-skank beef straps are fully avoidable, and can only be obtained by having lots of sex. People with this horrible type of straps are often accompanied by the dirty whore scent at all times. They sometimes have dirty greased out hair and wear ill mannered clothes. Often thier skirts are so short that thier untamed straps come flopping out all over the place! If you ever happen to come in contact with a beef strap or two, please make sure you know which type to classify it in as to be able to handle the situation correctly. There is nothing more to say. Thank you.
Although beef straps to some are considered a rare delacacy, others are not so pleased and refer to them as "filthy rank pinosha". Most beef straps can be classified into one of three categories: The FUPA-front butt, elderly-antique, or the most frowned upon, dirty-skank. The fupa-front butt type has been around for years, but there has been a massive outbreak since the opening of American McDonalds. Not everyone with FUPA (Fatty Upper Pussy Area) or front butts (Front Butts) has been diagnosed with beef straps, but it is for certain that every female over 175 lbs has them. It is sad, because these beef straps are perhaps the most avoidable. It was stated clear and simple by my fellow reporter Lexilex skullywags, "All you have to do is stop eating so much you mammoth whale." Males happen to find this plentiful variety a barbaric violation to all human kind.
The second and most sad category, the elderly-antique, is perhaps the most uncivil kind of beef in all the nation. It is a devistating thing that we as women have to face. I shudder to think that we will all look down in the shower some day and face the horrible reality that we have beef down there. It is a sad sad thing.
The third type is shamless and offensive to everyone. The dirty-skank beef straps are fully avoidable, and can only be obtained by having lots of sex. People with this horrible type of straps are often accompanied by the dirty whore scent at all times. They sometimes have dirty greased out hair and wear ill mannered clothes. Often thier skirts are so short that thier untamed straps come flopping out all over the place! If you ever happen to come in contact with a beef strap or two, please make sure you know which type to classify it in as to be able to handle the situation correctly. There is nothing more to say. Thank you.
by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003
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