stones

balls, kahones, testicles.

He's got some big stones

by Wojo February 26, 2004

stoned

A degree of intoxication from pot. Enough to change normal thought processes. Normally implys absent mindedness, and stupidity.

Yeah, I think that I'm stoned.

by Jakeisuseless February 25, 2005

stone

Keystone beer

I'm going to drink a stone

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

stoned

So fucked up it's funny.

laying down and passing out in the middle of a school dance...

by Rachel January 17, 2004

Stoned

is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.

is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....

by dman5 November 20, 2009

Stoned

1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind)
2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes

1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air*
Johnny: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: I dont know im stoned remember?!
Johnny:Hell yeah!

2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings!!!
Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole!!!

by Retartedman328 January 4, 2009

Stoned

Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope.
It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h .
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A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt.
B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

by the dude with the blunt January 18, 2005