spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

Switzered

The feeling of having time stolen from you by someone with a small stature complex.

Cameron felt that he was switzered again when visiting Jordan

by Lanister July 15, 2011

Stitter

When you stutter and hit your tit

Jessica: A-a-a-a-a apple *hits tit*
Ginni: STAHP STITTERING

by OofyOof11 February 27, 2019

switzerland

beastly nation also known 4 their xenophobia! the home of the scorpions! and if u dont like the scorpions i'll kick ur butt here and now!

SWITZERLAND BEASTLYNESS!!!!

by Vash the Sexy Man November 29, 2010

Switzerland

Don't mention his peace prize.

"What did Switzerland do in the war Mummy?"
"Shut up and eat your toblerone."

by Se llamas llamas October 11, 2012

Switzerland

A country that can't decide if they are Germans or Italians. They also make damn good chocolate!

Switzerland: Am I German or Italian?
Everybody else: Shut up, you bitch-ass coward!

by Siracha, Baby October 23, 2018