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stevens creek trail

long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.
person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?

person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house

person 1: its bad at everyones houses

person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then

person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
by bongrippin December 27, 2011
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Steve Burns

The first host of the popular kid's show Blue's Clues, known to kids as just "Steve". Contrary to many rumors, he is not dead and he is not a druggie. He left the show in 2002 to start his musical career. He currently has two albums on the market, "Songs for Dustmites" and "Deep Sea Recovery Efforts".
Kid 1: This new guy Joe is so awful! Whatever happened to Steve? Didn't he overdose on heroin or something?
Kid 2: Oh, Steve Burns? He's a musician now!
Kid 1: Oh, that's awesome!
by JohnnyLennon March 18, 2013
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steve free

Steve Free can only mean receiving something free of charge. For something to be Steve Free, no money can be exchanged. Buy one, get one free IS NOT considered Steve Free. Free items (such as promotional items), however, are considered Steve Free in exchange for your email address PROVIDED that you can opt out of said email in the future. It is NEVER considered Steve Free if you must provide your phone number.
A free salad with my meal? That's not Steve Free!
by Mr. Meanor November 7, 2014
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Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat OBE is the writer/producer of the hit BBC series Doctor Who and Sherlock. His work has been knowen to induce extreme feels in fans and bend their minds with paradoxs. Much like a vampire feeds on blood, Moffat feeds on fandom tears.
Brainy's the new sexy - Steven Moffat
by TheNerp June 24, 2016
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steve love

Steve love is a little rat man, but in a good way. he is super handsome and everyone loves him. he is the cutest human being on earth. he also had a 18 inch cock. that shits like a snake dude.
hey you have a huge cock.

yea ik you can call me steve love.
by angelo filippatos July 21, 2019
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Cyclone SteveO

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone SteveO hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed three cans of baked beans, destroyed a can opener and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 12, 2006
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dammit steve

What you should say in the event that anything bad or displeasing happens
*trips and falls in cow manure*
Dammit Steve!
by Tut get January 21, 2015
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