goat stew

Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties
I was gonna hang with my homies but those two hoes had me all mixed up in some goat stew
by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015
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Porcelain Stew

A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.
Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
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stew of weakness

An event, place or group of people characterized by its/their distinct qualities of weak sauce.
This party is a stew of weakness.
See bad sauce
by IDon'tMinceWords December 05, 2008
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Shit Stew

Depositing fecal matter, (preferably in a toilet), closing the lid, and leaving it there for the next person to revel in. It can be a noun, as in: "man, that's some dope shit stew you got goin' in my mom' bathroom!, or a verb, as in: "Man, my mom got shit stewed six hour later!" When children do it, it's poop soup.
Friend 1: "Hey man, I had to take a shower this morning but first I had to shit."

Friend 2: "Okay, so what's the big deal?"

Friend 1: "Well, I didn't want to smell my shit while I was in the shower so I closed the lid."

Friend 2: "And you didn't want the water to be cold... I see where this is going..."

Friend 1: "Yep. I brought my girl friend home to watch some movies... She got Shit Stewed..."

Friend 2: "Bummer..."
by The Steward January 10, 2012
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brain stew

~A song by the greatest band of all time: Green Day
~A soup made of human thinking machiney things.
Brain Stew is what I am listening to as well as having for dinner.
by Jessey Jane April 05, 2004
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Jay Stew

Jason Stewart: Screener for the Jim Rome radio show and subject of the 3 day weekend song "Mr. Automatic"
"Friggin' Jay Stew, Fullerton grad,
The best contestant Blind Date's ever had,
He's charismatic, Mr. Automatic,
Commonly referred to as the next Brad Pitt"
by Eddie in Austin June 16, 2005
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Mexican Stew

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1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.

2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.
1. I mexican stewed your mom last night in bed.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
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