hate start

In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.

Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.

"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."

by Ghandito September 27, 2013

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Start menu

Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.

Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.

by 12345marios December 10, 2022

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Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008

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starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

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jet start

This is when one partner takes their tongue and reams their partner's asshole in a circular motion. This is an analogy to the way that jet engines are started with an external motor that rotates the fan blades.

My girlfriend was giving me a jet start and i blew my cookies all over the wall

by tim14229 December 16, 2011

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