Stained Cucumber

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018

Dog Stared

When you go to a friend or family's house and they have several loose dogs running amok inside the house and you try to sit down and eat and the dogs just sit there and stare at you for hours.

Dude I went to my Bros house for a BBQ this weekend and I got totally dog stared the entire time. What a bummer. I lost my appetite and went home.

by 70'srocker September 30, 2016

stained

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of

Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.

by Jimmmy September 16, 2003

Stained Glass

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.

People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"

by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011

stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

by Dusk September 6, 2003

Spongebob stained pants

What you get called when you shit, pissed or cum in your pants.

"Ha ha haa, dude, your Sponge bob stained pants!"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004