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by Grammer_Nazi May 7, 2005
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I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!
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bro, you see that History channel special on how great Joseph Stalin was. I would go gay for that man.
by Drew Frank February 22, 2008
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Hitler: I like painting flowers, but my fucking Jew art teacher says I suck so i have to suck his penis to pass. so Im going to kill all the Jews one day.
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