hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.
That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!
by Thcharlie January 06, 2017
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The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.
Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!
by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020
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Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy
"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh
by Nardothepig February 25, 2020
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Sneezing squidward

When you not even hard but u still jizzing
"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"
by Wawumba June 24, 2015
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mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
by Nigherferb March 05, 2022
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soapy squidward

when you rub your dick with soap then fuck a girl named hailey
"bro soapy squidward was so sick"
by Nigherferb March 05, 2022
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New Squidward

New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.
New Squidward<Fort Kevin Long
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 12, 2023
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