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main squeeze

One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Power squeeze

1. The act of stopping to take a shit when on the go or at work. this is often done in public bathrooms or at parties, or any other place you don't want to be caught pinching a lough.

2. the name associated with the high rate of speed that fecal matter sometimes exits the ass when taking a dump, this is often detectable by a cold back splash of water coming in contact with the asshole, chode, and or nut sack.
"Dude guard this door. I got to get a power squeeze in before gym."
by Bobby R January 14, 2009
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lactic squeeze

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.
Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.
by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006
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Sneeze & Squeeze

When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.
I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.
by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005
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Squeezing Arm

Something constantly being taken from the bot, Syntax.
-insert name here- punches Syntax

Syntax: They took my squeezing arm!

Syntax: WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!?

Syntax: WHHHYYYYY?
by IttehBittehKitteh February 21, 2009
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Pash and squeeze

While kissing a woman, the male surrepticiously reaches over and squeezes the woman's breast; thus he has 'pashed' and 'squeezed.'
Hey Tom, did you pash 'n' squeeze her?
by liguid December 27, 2004
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squeeze a rumble

when your holding in a lot of pee and finally let it out
jeff: i have to go squeeze a rumble

hannah: is it because of all that apple juice you drank?
by yourmom.net November 2, 2019
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